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Harrowed777



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:32 am    Post subject: REQUEST! Reply with quote

I sadly don't have copies of the two Domtown Parody songs I wrote WAAAAY back in the day. one was "Knicknevin" to the tune of Eminem's "My Name Is", the Other was "The Real Austin Stoker" to the tune of "The Real Slim Shady"

if anyone out there has better survived the years of crashes, damage and other Chaos than I have, I would greatly appriciate you digging those up for me.
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Cam



Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 41

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a bit late (okay a lot late) but was browsing through some old posts retrieved via the internet wayback machine and happened across...

The Real Austin Stoker
A Parody of ďThe Real Slim ShadyĒ
By: Tim J. Meyer

(Reminder ALL CAPS means Knicknevin is speaking)

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
WILL THE REAL AUSTIN STOKER PLEASE STAND UP?
I REPEAT WILL THE REAL AUSTIN STOKER PLEASE STAND UP?
WEíRE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HEREÖ

Yaíall act like you never seen an AWOL before,
Jaws all on the floor,
Like Nic and Delores just burst in the door,
Nicís a huckster, Delores is Knicknevinís whore,
And Luciferís aó
AH WAIT, HOLD ON, WAIT A MINUTE, HE DIDNíT JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID, DID
HE?

And John Bloody Knife said:
Nothiní you idiots Bloody Knifeís dead
Heís locked in the graveyard
Evil demons love Stoker:
CHIKA CHIKA, AUSTIN STOKER, LOOK AT HIM,
IíM SICK OF HIM,
LOOK AT HIM,
WALKINí AROUND WITH HIS SPECIAL SWORD,
SHOOTINí AT YOU KNOW WHO,
YEAH, BUT I HAVE HALF HIS SOUL THOUGH.

Yeah, I prolly got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But no worse then whatís going on in Lilithís bedroom,
Sometimes I wanna go through town and just let loose,
I canít, but itís cool for Saul to wear a hanginí noose.
My gun is Ďtween your lips,
My gun is Ďtween your lips,
And if Iím lucky you may just give it a little kiss,
Thatís the message we deliver to little kids,
And expect Timmy not to know what Coup De Grace is,
Of course theyíre gonna know what a Wall Crawler is by the time they hit 4th
grade,
They been out in the maze ainít they?
Yíall ainít nothiní but whiners,
Well some of ya miners,
Who chip out ghost rock size oí cantaloupes,
But if we can build buses and autogyros,
I donít see why we canít beat down demonic hoes,
If you feel how I feel,
I got the battle plan,
Sit around the fire,
And join the Blackjacksí clan,

Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,

Bloody Knife donít have to kill people to save lives,
Well I do,
So I shot him,
And Iíll shoot you too.
You think I give a damn about a Doomie?
Have you players donít even own me
Let alone play me
BUT AUSTIN WHAT IF YOU WIN
WOULDNíT IT BE WEIRD?
Why so those freaks can just lie to get me there
And sit me here next to Nate the Queer
Katie Karl better give up her chair
So I can sit next to Jolinaxas and Black Jack
And hear them argue over which had her on her back
Damned Rob, leaving my story hanging forever
EVER SEE US AGAIN? NEVER!
I should beat down Jolinaxas with a big stick
And show everyone how he copied my shtick!
Iím sick of all you little dudes who have aligned groups
All you do is annoy me
SO I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO DESTROY YOU!
And thereís a million Drifters just like me
Who shoot, cast, or influence like me
They just might be the next best thing
But not quite me!

Cause, Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Cause, Iím Austin Stoker,
Yes, Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,

Iím like a head trip to listen too
Iím only giving you things you joke about with your friends in side your
League Store
Only difference is
Iíve got the grapes to say it in front of all yíall
And I donít gotta be false and sugar coat it at all
I just pull out my gun and shoot it
And whether you like to admit it
I just shoot it better then 90% of you drifters out there
And you wonder how can Knicknevin eat the bullets like valiums
Itís funny cause at the rate Iím going when Iím forty
Iíll be the only man in the Hunting Grounds flirty
Pinchiní spirits heads off
Shootiní demons legs off
And Iím shooting
But this Holy Wheel gun isnít workiní
And everyone has an Austin Stoker lurkiní
He could be working at the clock tower
Tryiní to help control your dark power
Or at the Collegium compound cirling
With his windows down and his defense system up
So will the real stoker please stand up
Put one of those weapons in each and up
And be proud to be stop a demon
Whoís out of his mind
And out of control
One more time, how does it go?

Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Cause, Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Cause, Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Cause, Iím Austin Stoker,
And Iím the real Stoker,
All you other Austin Stokerís ainít nothiní but Jokers,
So will the real Austin Stoker Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Ha ha, I guess thereís an Austin Stoker in all of us,
Heck, Lets all stand up
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Harrowed777



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cam, I thank you for finding this and reposting it... I think there might be a lil Austin Stoker in you.
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grimfeng



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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resurrecting the dead, is part of Doomtown right? So, resurrecting the thread is in hand with that.

Slim Shady sounds like a good name for a Dude in Gamorra.
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